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MikkiMOO
  • Town/Country : Oshawa, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 December 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 300
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MikkiMOO : I love animals (: and i have black curly hair about shoulder length and light brow eyes :) im also 13 :)

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Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my downstairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said, "Is there a squirrel in your pants?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15717) - you deserved it (36855)

On 09/29/2010 at 1:59am - intimacy - by Claire (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was at a dance. I was griding with this guy when I felt something move in his pants. I stood up and stepped away. He replied with "Don't flatter yourself, it was my phone". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17256) - you deserved it (42050)

On 03/09/2009 at 8:26pm - misc - by Joe (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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