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Mikey_Mayhem
  • Town/Country : Auckland, New Zealand
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 February 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 994
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Mikey_Mayhem : heya, well, im michael or mikey whatever, um, i work as a chef, i love going out and doing stuff, there's a box of cereal in my room that i eat from occasionally and thats pretty much me

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Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

#9520 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (28071) - you deserved it (46432)

On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

#337 (52)

I agree, your life sucks (31434) - you deserved it (2664)

On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mum was watching a program about sexually transmitted diseases. Later on she starts telling me that I should be careful and use the right protection when having sex. Suddenly she stops and says « Actually I don’t know why I’m telling you this, after all you don’t have a boyfriend! » and walks away. FML

#257 (27)

I agree, your life sucks (38269) - you deserved it (2918)

On 11/09/2008 at 2:43am - intimacy - by Enko - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML

#240 (33)

I agree, your life sucks (23715) - you deserved it (2619)

On 11/07/2008 at 2:14am - misc - by z - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I 've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

#40 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (46542) - you deserved it (2781)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39 (59)

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her : my 17 year old cousin. I went to my unoccupied parents’ bedroom. My sister's baby walkie talkie was on and the whole family heard me. FML

#37 (311)

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

#22 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (36419) - you deserved it (23153)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -



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