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by nazirah4shizzle / 05/15/2015 at 3:54pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my husband thought it would be romantic to pick me up and fall on the bed with me while we were kissing. Our faces smashed together as we hit the bed, and my tongue is still bleeding on and off. FML
by WasntWorthIt / 07/30/2014 at 1:04pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Intimacy
by why / 07/27/2014 at 9:55pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I woke up screaming like a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having sex with Homer Simpson, when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell on me, crushing me to death. I think my brain needs a douching. FML
by Anonymous / 06/11/2014 at 6:20pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML
by help me / 06/01/2014 at 11:51am / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/12/2014 at 1:24am / United States / Intimacy
by testacular / 03/25/2014 at 5:20pm / United Kingdom (Plymouth) / Intimacy
Today, I locked myself out and had to enter my house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, my 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of my head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML
by emergencyroom / 03/15/2014 at 8:21am / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by DaggerHole / 03/06/2014 at 9:54am / Australia / Health
by coppervains / 02/22/2014 at 1:13pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. My hand-eye coordination went straight to hell and I managed to accidentally smack my nose into his penis. He told all his friends about it, and I'm apparently now known as Woodpecker. FML
by Anonymous / 02/08/2014 at 1:49pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/25/2014 at 7:28am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/24/2014 at 8:29pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by gimmeafknbreak / 01/17/2014 at 6:59pm / United States (New Mexico) / Intimacy
by sausages / 01/17/2014 at 3:56pm / Macedonia (Karpos) / Health
- Today, I was jerking off quietly so my roommates wouldn't hear me. In the middle of it, one of them… Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so… Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she…