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Mikeexl
  • Town/Country : ..., US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 February 1945 (66 years)
  • Number of visits : 241
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About Mikeexl : MY LIFE SUCKS
SUCK IT UP

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Today, I went on a date with an awesome guy. I got super hammered and punched him in the face. FML

#5894935 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (5341) - you deserved it (40643)

On 10/19/2009 at 11:42am - love - by DrunkGirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend and I had the weekend all to ourselves. On the second day, we finally got intimate, with me doing all she asked of her. In return for hard-work, she took my meat in her hand and started making lightsaber noises, before pronouncing "I don't see why people like it so much." FML

#5876001 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (10869) - you deserved it (1847)

On 10/18/2009 at 7:29am - intimacy - by Ignitingmylightsaber (man) - Australia (Queensland)