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MikeTenninch
  • Town/Country : Clovs, CA, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 September 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 4541
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

#3603925 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (46168) - you deserved it (1949)

On 07/09/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by lady_jeni - United States (California)

Today, at the airport, my mom began talking about how useless the war in Iraq was, and how dumb the soldiers that serve there were for enlisting during the war. The soldier at the vending machine near us caught my eye. I mouthed, "Sorry" and he mouthed, slowly, "You fuckin' better be." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67610) - you deserved it (13885)

On 06/26/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by ILuvYouSoldiers (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had a dentist appointment. While waiting, I pulled out my Cosmo magazine to entertain myself. The woman sitting across from me points and tells me I'm reading "Satan's Manual." I told her I don't believe in Satan. She said, "You'll know he's real when you become his bitch!" FML

#2442070 (169)

I agree, your life sucks (42904) - you deserved it (5506)

On 05/30/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by satanlovesme (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (372968) - you deserved it (413030)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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