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  • Birth Date : Thursday 28 September 1989 (25 years)
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Today, I went to see grandmother. She has alzhiemers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55844) - you deserved it (2921)

On 07/09/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by lady_jeni - United States (California)

TODAY, AT THE AIRPORT, MY MOM BEGAN TALKING ABOUT HOW USELESS THE WAR IN IRAQ WAS, AND HOW DUMB THE SOLDIERS THAT SERVE THERE WERE FOR ENLISTING DURING THE WAR. THE SOLDIER AT THE VENDING MACHINE NEAR US CAUGHT MY EYE. I MOUTHD, "SORRY" AND HE MOUTHD, SLOWLY, "YOU FUCKIN' BETTER BE." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86913) - you deserved it (19896)

On 06/26/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by ILuvYouSoldiers (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I had a dentist appointment. While waiting, I pulled out mah Cosmo magazine to entertain myself. The woman sitting acros from me point an tells me I'm reading "Satan's Manual." I told her I don't believe in Satan. She said, "You'll know he's real when u become his bitch!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52685) - you deserved it (7820)

On 05/30/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by satanlovesme (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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