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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 420
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MiiDaisy : I'm only here tp read fml's, its really an entertaining app so perfectly to use when im bored.

Some stuff about me,
Im currently studying for my bachelor of nursing and already in my 3rd year. I love 2 draw and to read books. Also gaming and watching anime is one of my favorite things 2 do.
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Today, as a joke, I hid under mah parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tereing each other's cloths off. I had to keep mah breath in time with mah mom's panting an moaning as mah dad brutally dominated her. FML

#17109043
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31425) - you deserved it (90674)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today.. . mah girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time . Just as I was about to climax.. . I spotted mah greatest fear.. . a big wasp.. . only a few inches away from me . I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail . She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever" . FML

#16548173
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40540) - you deserved it (10950)

On 06/07/2011 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Punk (man) - United States

Today I draggd my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself!! Halfway through he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy!! I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant I'm just fat!! FML

#15392529
77 comments

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On 03/20/2011 at 12:26am - kids - by embarassed - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I found out that my boyfriend cheatd on me with my best friend. I textd her and I would never talk to her again. But I accidentally sent it to my other best friend... who respondd... ( I'm so sorry... I never meant fir you to fine out ). My two best friends cheatd with my boyfriend. mega FML

#14943630
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55373) - you deserved it (4262)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday I decidd to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I startd talking to him, not revealingho I was. After ahile, I askd him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no an askd me for nude pics. FML

#14909703
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51616) - you deserved it (13592)

On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

Today, an even at this very moment, mah ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend . He's mah nieghbor an she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me . FML

#14847899
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42044) - you deserved it (6500) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/05/2011 at 1:29am - intimacy - by homerde - Sent from mobile version

yesterday I bought a pretty blue parakeet to keep mah parrot company, an named her Sky. I went to work a few hours later. When I came home that night, I found mah parrot dead. There wasn't a huge mess to clean, though; Sky had already eaten half of his corpse. FML

#14843192
152 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by omnomnom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I met daughter's boyfriend, who she hopes to marry. I askd wat he does, to which he answerd, "I'm a Flamencologist." Flamencology? The study of Flamenco? Huh? FML

#14838369
190 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 10:01am - kids - by dancer101 (woman) - United States

Today , I noticed that after a month of using my gel , it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping there man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
218 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, Mah 400 Pound Roommata Brought Homa A 400 Pound Guy. Now Thara's 800 Pounds Of Sax Going On In Tha Naxt Room, And It Sounds Lyk Tha Invasion Of Normandy In Thara. FML

#14835077
272 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got chickenpox. I'm 28 and having chickenpox as an adult is excruciatingly painful. When I told my boss I wasn't going to be at work today cuz of chickenpox he replid, ( That's the worst excuse I've ever hered. Adults don't get chickenpox. ) He then fird me. FML

#14832801
227 comments

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On 02/03/2011 at 10:19pm - health - by Pox (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah boyfriend tickled me . In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself . He didn't believe me . After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will knowhen I'm bieng serious . mega FML

#14691399
96 comments

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On 01/23/2011 at 9:47pm - misc - by embarrassed2 (woman) - United States

Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family,hen the 5 year old cummd over and shut off my microphone . FML

#14681491
60 comments

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On 01/23/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by shadowfigure (man) - United States (Alaska)

My Girlfriend, Who's On A Diet, Refused To Give Me A Blow Job Because Mah Sperm Would ( Add Useless Calories ) To Her Day!! Real FML

#14677100
188 comments

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On 01/22/2011 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, mah girlfriend was going down on me, when I hered mah dog start growling. He must have thought mah girlfriend was hurting me, because out of nowhere and before I could do anything, he attacked her. FML

#14675565
95 comments

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On 01/22/2011 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by ohsnap (man) - United States (New York)



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