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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 18 August 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2978
  • Number of comments : 173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MidgetMonster : "We're all fucked, it helps to remember this."
-George Carlin

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1148621) - you deserved it (115500)

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