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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5044
  • Number of comments : 144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Mideoyeo : Hello,

I am a pirhana, I do nip at people who tend to annoy the crap out of me so don't make me angry or start stupid arguments with me or else you WILL get a stick shoved up your ass. Besides threatening people I'm usually very nice, so have fun getting to know me.

P.S I LOVE ZELDA.

Toodles~

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Today , I went into hospital and was bieng treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here , I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well , at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

#18402920
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21106) - you deserved it (5260)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by Hot Pants (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart . Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me andhispered ( sperm ) into ear . My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before . FML

#18398754
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33076) - you deserved it (3952)

On 11/30/2011 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I started my new job at a security company. In te first 15 minutes tere was a bomb treat. big fat FML

#18329214
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27767) - you deserved it (2673)

On 11/23/2011 at 5:53pm - work - by anon -

Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream ( Look! A baby unicorn! ) big fat FML

#18280377
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29215) - you deserved it (3751)

On 11/18/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by southernpride93 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was involved in a car accident and hit my head on the dash. I now have huge, very sore knot on my head. My boyfriend now takes every opportunity to poke it and scream ( Look! A baby unicorn! ) big fat FML

#18280377
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29215) - you deserved it (3751)

On 11/18/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by southernpride93 - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that there is nothing wrong with our snowblower. I live in Alaska and for the last 10 yeres I have been shoveling our long steep driveway because I thought the snowblower was broken. Reality? My mother has "never been able to get it out of the shed." FML

Yesterday , I had to climb up and sit in a tree for half an hour to avoid being mauled by a huge , insane dog. Its werd-looking owner eventually turned up , sneered at me , and walked off with the visibly smug dog in tow. FML

#17974587
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22490) - you deserved it (2582)

On 10/13/2011 at 11:55am - animals - by Doglover - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and startd to climb looool on top of him sexily . He blurtd out, ( Oh my god, you're lyk that grl from The Ring . ) FML

#17794550
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31342) - you deserved it (5490)

On 09/21/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today , A Guy Wo I Ate Commented On My Facebook Profile Picture Tat I ( Look Like I've Fallen Off Te Ugly Tree And It Every Branc On Te Way Down. ) 60 People Liked Tis , Including My Boyfriend And Best Friend. FML

#17787431
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36376) - you deserved it (7528)

On 09/20/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by chloeguest97 - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, I was fird fir being a very happy an perky employee!! According to mah boss, it freaks both the customers an mah co-workers out!! FML

#17780072
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26195) - you deserved it (6355)

On 09/19/2011 at 11:56am - work - by Lexiebear27 - United States

Today mah younger brother decidd it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in mah contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight . I didn't realize this until I put the frst one in . FML

#17777792
146 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by redeye (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, mah fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years old. FML

#17624611
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24814) - you deserved it (6975)

On 08/30/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by AMP4U - United States (California)

Today, I was upset after a fight with mah husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in an hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter mah husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML

#17545314
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32758) - you deserved it (3928)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:38am - kids - by Danielle - United States (New York)

Today, I was upset after a fight with mah husband, so I cried alone in the bedroom. My 4-year-old son then comes in an hugs me. I thought he was trying to comfort me, but he then told me he had to go get his quarter mah husband had promised to pay him if he made me shut up. FML

#17545314
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32758) - you deserved it (3928)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:38am - kids - by Danielle - United States (New York)



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