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Mideoyeo
  • Town/Country : Ontario, Canada
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 August 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1117
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Mideoyeo : Hello,

I am a pirhana, I do nip at people who tend to annoy the crap out of me so don't make me angry or start stupid arguments with me or else you WILL get a stick shoved up your ass. Besides threatening people I'm usually very nice, so have fun getting to know me.

P.S I LOVE ZELDA.

And a last side note, if you cannot construct proper English sentences I will chew you, swallow you and then regurgitate you back up. Of course if English isn't your first language I'll understand and give you a hug instead. C:

Toodles~

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Today, I decided to give things a go with the guy that has fancied me for three years, based purely on my looks. After getting to know my personality he has decided he no longer fancies me at all. FML

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On 01/23/2009 at 1:41am - love - by twat - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was at Target with my mom. After 10 minutes of my mom walking around looking confused, I said, "Mom, what are you looking for? I worked at this place for 4 years, I know where everything is." My mom was looking for KY. FML

#1288
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I agree, your life sucks (12971) - you deserved it (1622)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:08pm - misc - by kallens - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43802) - you deserved it (3375)

On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (225894) - you deserved it (18787)

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