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I am a pirhana, I do nip at people who tend to annoy the crap out of me so don't make me angry or start stupid arguments with me or else you WILL get a stick shoved up your ass. Besides threatening people I'm usually very nice, so have fun getting to know me.
P.S I LOVE ZELDA.
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Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML
by Anonymous / 04/21/2009 at 12:43am / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied "No, but shoot him anyway." FML
by Daniel_rules / 04/17/2009 at 1:02pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
Today , I won 20 dollars on a lotto scratch off. My friend, pissed, makes me split the money saying its collateral for the gas money used to get us there. He then uses his 10 dollars on a scratch off, and wins 500 dollars. The jackass wouldnt split it. FML
by AJShow80 / 04/13/2009 at 4:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML
by missy / 04/10/2009 at 4:17am / Italy (Toscana) / Health
Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML
by schoolgrlstaci / 04/07/2009 at 4:44pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML
by tmac / 04/03/2009 at 9:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was playing in a basketball game and blocked this kid's shot. I was really pumped up about it until I realized the kid had cerebral palsy and the coach put him on the team because he really wanted to be on at least one team in his life. FML
by jalapenos99 / 04/01/2009 at 8:36pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Crampon / 03/27/2009 at 3:15pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by Noname / 03/17/2009 at 6:16am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by arrrrggggghhhh / 03/04/2009 at 6:38pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Sal / 03/03/2009 at 1:29pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Noname / 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I decided to give things a go with the guy that has fancied me for three years, based purely on my looks. After getting to know my personality he has decided he no longer fancies me at all. FML
by twat / 01/23/2009 at 1:41am / United Kingdom (Essex) / Love
Today, I was at Target with my mom. After 10 minutes of my mom walking around looking confused, I said, "Mom, what are you looking for? I worked at this place for 4 years, I know where everything is." My mom was looking for KY. FML
by kallens / 01/15/2009 at 6:08pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
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