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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5046
  • Number of comments : 144
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Mideoyeo : Hello,

I am a pirhana, I do nip at people who tend to annoy the crap out of me so don't make me angry or start stupid arguments with me or else you WILL get a stick shoved up your ass. Besides threatening people I'm usually very nice, so have fun getting to know me.

P.S I LOVE ZELDA.

Toodles~

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Today, I receivd two letters, one from ma mom, oter from ma dad, about ow muc tey missd me wit me not being around tem. I calld ma mom, feeling sad. Se didn't sound sad at all. Se askd me wic letter was better. My parent were competing eac oter wic letter would be more moving. FML

#6424170
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22803) - you deserved it (1986)

On 11/23/2009 at 7:07pm - love - by ssjin93 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was sitting with a friend who movd back into town, an he told me about how he hookd up with a girl at a bar last night. I askd him if she was hot, he respondd "Yeah, I have a picture of her on phone." It was a picture of girlfriend. FML

#6388093
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40013) - you deserved it (2407)

On 11/21/2009 at 3:00am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today , I was at a party where I ate bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards , cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

#6298765
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19045) - you deserved it (32866)

On 11/14/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by swedishdude (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

TODAY, I WAS AT A PETTING ZOO WITH MY BOYFRIEND. A GUY THAT WORKED THERE SAID HE'D TAKE A PICTURE OF ME WITH A MOUSE ON MY HEAD. HE REASSURED ME THAT THIS MOUSE WAS TRAINED. I AGREED. ONCE THE MOUSE GOT ON MY HEAD, IT PEED. TURNS OUT THE GUY DIDN'T WORK THERE AFTER ALL. FML

#6212555
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25437) - you deserved it (14077)

On 11/08/2009 at 2:14pm - health - by Poopyhead (woman) - Ireland (Cork)

Today,hile working on my grlfriend of three years computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'!! I assumed it was very old an decided to look through it!! Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them!! This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago!! FML

#5721325
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38136) - you deserved it (3946)

On 10/08/2009 at 1:31pm - love - by Rage (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on leg . I screamed and started swatting it . It flew into jacket and I started to strip jacket off, taking foot off the brake . I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking nose . Then the bee stung me in the back . FML

#5653425
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34434) - you deserved it (13345)

On 10/04/2009 at 11:07pm - misc - by Anstice (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today , I went on a date with the girl I like to a skating looool rink . On the ride home she put her arm around me . Her armpits stank and I smelt them thehole hour and a half drive . FML

#5345954
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37698) - you deserved it (8950)

On 09/19/2009 at 2:35am - love - by sensativenose (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I took mah car into the shop to get a minor problem fixed. I left several hours later... without mah car. Why? The mechanic crashed ithile out on a test drive to make sure he'd fixed the problem. FML

#5319386
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35201) - you deserved it (1703)

On 09/17/2009 at 8:02pm - misc - by mmv - United States (Colorado)

Today, I Was At Work, An Some People Came In Looking For A Particular Couch. After Looking For Over An Hour On Theholesaler Website Mah Boss Walks Over, Makes Me Take Mah Lunch Break An Then Calls Over The Couple An Takes All The Credit For The Sale. We Work On Commission. FML

#5267039
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39689) - you deserved it (2726)

On 09/15/2009 at 1:35am - work - by Backseatseller (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I went to visit mah parents. Dad went on a religiou tirade, an Mum got sick of him an pelted a Brazil nut at his head. Dad then lost his shit, an told Mum to go to her room an pray. I now remember why I moved out of home in the first place. FML

#5225291
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32993) - you deserved it (3059)

On 09/13/2009 at 8:42am - misc - by Sigh (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, mah mom found a new favorite game!! I recently broke up with mah boyfriend of a year and still have not been able to fine a job (months after graduating college)!! Due to this stress I cry easily, her game? Seeing how many times a day she can make me boo-hoo!! FML

#5153713
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31906) - you deserved it (8030)

On 09/09/2009 at 6:53pm - misc - by sadchick (woman) - United States (Alabama)

TODAY, I WAS TAKING A SERIOUS SIT WEN TE LIGT BULB BURND OUT. I AM TERRIFID OF TE DARK AND BEGAN WAILING AND CRYING. MY MOM AD TO PICK TE LOCK AND GET ME OUT. I'M A 17 YEAR OLD GUY AND CAPTAIN OF TE VARSITY FOOTBALL TEAM. MY LITTLE BROTER RECORDD IT AND PLANS ON SOWING EVERYONE. FML

#4350390
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24661) - you deserved it (60359)

On 08/07/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by scaredshitless (man) - United States (Texas)

Today I missed flight. Why? My niece thought it would be funny to empty out suitcase and hide inside. FML

#4226931
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49179) - you deserved it (3324)

On 08/02/2009 at 9:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Korea Republic of (Inch'on-jikhalsi)



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