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About Mideoyeo : Hello,
I am a pirhana, I do nip at people who tend to annoy the crap out of me so don't make me angry or start stupid arguments with me or else you WILL get a stick shoved up your ass. Besides threatening people I'm usually very nice, so have fun getting to know me.
P.S I LOVE ZELDA.
And a last side note, if you cannot construct proper English sentences I will chew you, swallow you and then regurgitate you back up. Of course if English isn't your first language I'll understand and give you a hug instead. C:
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