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Michelle0321
  • Town/Country : Florida, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 March 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 519
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Michelle0321 : I'm Michelle.
I tend to be funny every now and then.

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Today, I wore my cool new shirt with an oriental character on it to class. The Chinese TA burst into laughter and told me the shirt read, "I am a sad, pathetic person." FML

#6301645 (140)

I agree, your life sucks (7478) - you deserved it (26023)

On 11/14/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Molly (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML

#6300869 (69)

I agree, your life sucks (28583) - you deserved it (1687)

On 11/14/2009 at 1:38pm - love - by asthma_attacker (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me for a girl he's known for less than 72 hours. Why? He wanted someone pure. I lost my virginity to him five years ago. FML

#6300717 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (31028) - you deserved it (2647)

On 11/14/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by unengaged (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML

#6288438 (294)

I agree, your life sucks (27722) - you deserved it (2348)

On 11/13/2009 at 3:26pm - kids - by notateen (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML

#6151302 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (28991) - you deserved it (5083)

On 11/04/2009 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, as I stepped into the shower, I slipped and fell over the edge of the tub, pulling the shower curtain down with me. I called my roommate to help me up as I put on a towel over me. But before she could help me up, she grabbed her phone to take a picture. The picture became a mass text. FML

#6150429 (65)

I agree, your life sucks (20759) - you deserved it (2302)

On 11/04/2009 at 12:40pm - misc - by xo007 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

#6131025 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (29808) - you deserved it (1815)

On 11/03/2009 at 2:24am - love - by whysheheartless (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML

#6120189 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (37318) - you deserved it (2040)

On 11/02/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by baldygirl (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML

#6078140 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (24138) - you deserved it (4351)

On 10/31/2009 at 12:22am - kids - by Mike (man) - United Kingdom (Blackpool)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

#6061136 (91)

I agree, your life sucks (16348) - you deserved it (5152)

On 10/29/2009 at 8:33pm - misc - by BaconBreathBlonde (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while cleaning up, I dropped a box of thumbtacks, spilling them all over the floor. As I fumbled to pick them up, the power went out. FML

#5589145 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (35609) - you deserved it (2329)

On 10/01/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Ouchies (woman) - United States (Florida) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I found out that if you don't clean the inside of your sonicare toothbrush, it can grow masses of fungus. I've been brushing my teeth with a vibrating mushroom for the past 5 months. FML

#5588493 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (21134) - you deserved it (14260)

On 10/01/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by mushroommouth (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML

#5583286 (221)

I agree, your life sucks (42325) - you deserved it (7202)

On 10/01/2009 at 11:49am - health - by ugh (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

#5354968 (255)

I agree, your life sucks (57875) - you deserved it (2530)

On 09/19/2009 at 5:04pm - misc - by weddingcrashed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my school is having homecoming. I'm taking a date who I really like, and she happens to have fairly large boobs. I have a friend who seems to think I have an obsession with boobs, so I texted her last night reading "btw, no big boob jokes tomorrow." I accidentally sent it to my date. FML

#5349633 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (9571) - you deserved it (34024)

On 09/19/2009 at 11:20am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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