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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 April 1988 (26 years)
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Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17497) - you deserved it (86918)

On 04/23/2009 at 7:42am - intimacy - by waitforit (man) - United States (California)

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (503415) - you deserved it (35047)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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