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  • Number of visits : 2146
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MiSo_Delek : Names Derek, senior in high school, loves sports and video games, mostly football and plans on going to college for marketing

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MiSo_Delek's favorite FMLs

Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML

by Anonymous / 04/04/2009 at 3:04pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

by motherdearest / 03/21/2009 at 7:18pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML

by GreenScar / 03/11/2009 at 12:45am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife told me that she wanted a divorce. It is also my 39th birthday today. For my birthday present, she gave me a subscription to match.com. FML

by you would / 03/04/2009 at 12:15am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cig-bud out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

by Dani_Rich / 02/16/2009 at 1:52am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, at work, a man walked up the escalator with his chubby kid next to him and asked me where the shoe section was. I said, "For you or your son?" He said, "For my daughter." FML

by Mal2222 / 02/12/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, I took my dog to the vet and she was diagnosed with obesity. The vet then told me that dogs usually imitate their owners eating and behavior habits. FML

by qwertyasdfghzxcv / 02/11/2009 at 5:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals