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MiSo_Delek
  • Town/Country : Whitby, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 844
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MiSo_Delek : Names Derek, senior in high school, loves sports and video games, mostly football and plans on going to college for marketing

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Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML

#12750103
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12211) - you deserved it (46417)

On 08/26/2010 at 1:33am - animals - by Aaron (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML

#12750103
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12211) - you deserved it (46417)

On 08/26/2010 at 1:33am - animals - by Aaron (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML

#12077733
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9327) - you deserved it (31441)

On 07/24/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by tstaeger (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML

#8350664
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21667) - you deserved it (2090)

On 02/16/2010 at 8:30pm - misc - by misspriss (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

#7816615
486 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42592) - you deserved it (34562)

On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML

#7803413
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5823) - you deserved it (67861)

On 02/02/2010 at 12:40am - misc - by Chris - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML

#7614301
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34273) - you deserved it (6973)

On 01/27/2010 at 3:33pm - health - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at my 10 year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screams when she sees me. Then, she starts hitting me, looking panicked. I control her and ask why she's hitting me. She says 'Everyone thought you were dead!' FML

#6753136
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30248) - you deserved it (1625)

On 12/14/2009 at 4:21pm - misc - by Ghost (man) - United States

Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML

#6579311
388 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16055) - you deserved it (69762)

On 12/03/2009 at 1:55am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my sister is dressing up as a nerd for Halloween. She's using my clothes for the costume. FML

#6084223
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25955) - you deserved it (6934)

On 10/31/2009 at 1:32pm - kids - by apparentnerd (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, was my first day at my new job in a shop. 10 minutes after my first customer leaves I realize she managed to steal $200 worth of merchandise while she had me getting stuff for her from the back room. FML

#5489244
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27857) - you deserved it (6619)

On 09/26/2009 at 5:23pm - work - by bzygirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after going to T-Mobile thinking my phone won't receive texts, I found out that my phone is perfectly fine, my friends just don't text me back. FML

#4847720
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41104) - you deserved it (7429)

On 08/26/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by nofriends (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

#3991086
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53109) - you deserved it (24652)

On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML

#2230687
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56633) - you deserved it (9491)

On 05/24/2009 at 1:18am - misc - by Imretarded (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I kissed my husband and said "I love you." Thats when our 5 year old son said to my husband "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML

#2158640
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51698) - you deserved it (2681)

On 05/21/2009 at 8:20pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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