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MiSo_Delek
  • Town/Country : Whitby, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 860
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MiSo_Delek : Names Derek, senior in high school, loves sports and video games, mostly football and plans on going to college for marketing

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Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML

#18163240
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35202) - you deserved it (4878)

On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)

Today, a bunch of guys at work chased me down a corridor with a Febreze spray for smelling like I'd been "sleeping in a hollowed-out horse's carcass" and having "the personal hygiene of a billy goat." FML

#17283766
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7981) - you deserved it (47459)

On 07/28/2011 at 4:15am - work - by Champion the wonder horse - United States

Today, after working all day and putting in hours of overtime, I realized I never clocked in. FML

#17137243
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31397) - you deserved it (16451)

On 07/16/2011 at 3:19pm - work - by Brian - United States

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732
419 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10982) - you deserved it (47522)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

#16644081
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9347) - you deserved it (33912)

On 06/13/2011 at 12:37pm - misc - by failure461 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out what getting slapped in the face with lettuce feels like. FML

#16367769
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23484) - you deserved it (6813)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:26am - misc - by moe - United States

Today, as I was filling out divorce paperwork, I realized that my son has had the same girlfriend through both of my marriages. He's 17. FML

#16141236
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17852) - you deserved it (49298)

On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

#16017618
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38859) - you deserved it (3838)

On 05/02/2011 at 9:51am - health - by megomania (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34820) - you deserved it (30432)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

#15248393
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39296) - you deserved it (3772)

On 03/09/2011 at 3:27am - love - by life_isnt_fair (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

#15015231
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31119) - you deserved it (2760)

On 02/17/2011 at 11:33am - animals - by Aled (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML

#14854535
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27337) - you deserved it (3408)

On 02/05/2011 at 4:28pm - misc - by lifesux - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML

#14170475
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34982) - you deserved it (2391)

On 12/11/2010 at 8:55pm - misc - by kingkarnie - United States

Today, my fiancé admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted to me and asked me to marry him is because I look and act like his favorite anime character. FML

Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML

#13756349
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23926) - you deserved it (2267)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:05pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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