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MiSo_Delek
  • Town/Country : Whitby, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 855
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MiSo_Delek : Names Derek, senior in high school, loves sports and video games, mostly football and plans on going to college for marketing

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Today, I got an early Valentine's day card. My boyfriend and I recently broke up, and my hopes shot up thinking it might be from him. It wasn't. It was from my parents. FML

#18993320
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18681) - you deserved it (3746)

On 02/04/2012 at 3:46pm - love - by Arp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home from work and went into the bathroom. I saw a poo on the toilet lid, and thinking it was a trick toy that my son had got to trick me, I picked it up. It wasn't a toy. FML

#18983389
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19005) - you deserved it (20650)

On 02/03/2012 at 10:49am - kids - by AvengedSevenX - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I accidentally told my mom to ejaculate the flash drive from the PC. FML

#18976293
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15367) - you deserved it (19659)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - India

Today, while helping my mom to cook, I was reminded that when the fire alarm goes off in our house, dinner is ready. FML

#18967284
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17337) - you deserved it (2154)

On 02/01/2012 at 7:21am - misc - by JohhnyKeroscene - United States

Today, while driving to work in heavy traffic, I got so into the song I was listening to that I tapped my foot on the gas to the beat. I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

#18963505
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6708) - you deserved it (40260)

On 01/31/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I submitted my 208th job application in less than a year, and went to my 83rd and 84th interviews, only to be told once again that I'm over-qualified for the first, and under-qualified for the second. FML

#18960811
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24525) - you deserved it (1684)

On 01/31/2012 at 1:45pm - work - by hastobeajoke (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

#18959859
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36250) - you deserved it (2547)

On 01/31/2012 at 9:41am - love - by Random (woman) - United States

Today, at work, a customer threatened to punch me in the face because the store I work at doesn't have shopping baskets, only carts. FML

#18958245
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21569) - you deserved it (1937)

On 01/31/2012 at 1:12am - work - by chubbyreddevil - United States

Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML

#18906599
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6643) - you deserved it (24253)

On 01/25/2012 at 10:54am - health - by lol - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

#18811404
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27431) - you deserved it (6185)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML

#18661224
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24498) - you deserved it (5713)

On 12/31/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

#18624102
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28389) - you deserved it (2578)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:53am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

#18534413
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10364) - you deserved it (46379)

On 12/17/2011 at 8:30am - love - by SuperCoolGurl (woman) - Australia

Today, I was so hungry that I literally stole candy from a baby. FML

#18306408
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9152) - you deserved it (39394)

On 11/21/2011 at 9:34am - health - by bad karma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, it was laundry day. After my fifth and final load, I noticed I never added any laundry detergent. FML

#18239107
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17383) - you deserved it (19004)

On 11/13/2011 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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