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Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML
by StinkyandStupid / 03/15/2012 at 1:49pm / United States / Transportation
by Crashburn / 01/16/2012 at 6:09am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love
Today, I finished a very important but annoying presentation that took four hours to complete. Only after writing a paragraph to explain the presentation and sending it to my boss did I realize that I saved the document as "Shit I have to do to get a promotion." FML
by TTR / 11/12/2011 at 7:36pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
by socks / 09/21/2011 at 3:01am / United States / Animals
by brinn / 09/16/2011 at 1:15am / United States (California) / Love
by ppp / 09/14/2011 at 12:12am / United States / Love
Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because 'it's chicken, not salmon'. FML
by SoupCanoe / 08/29/2011 at 4:33am / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Health
by ohcrap / 08/02/2011 at 12:58am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/16/2011 at 1:38am / Canada / Love
by blondetergent / 06/20/2011 at 4:12am / Singapore / Love
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
by iscreamforicecream / 06/01/2011 at 7:53am / United States (Arizona) / Transportation
by Fatty1970 / 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Diesel / 05/03/2011 at 10:23am / Belgium (Luxembourg) / Transportation
Today, my husband and I had the grand opening to our new winery. We had a big sign out front saying "FREE GRAPES", to try and get more people interested. People kept giving us dirty looks when passing. We later realized there was something covering the "G". FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2011 at 12:10am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/09/2011 at 2:37pm / United States / Kids
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