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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 April 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4203
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Metronomy : I love music.

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Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28966) - you deserved it (72436)

On 06/16/2009 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by MisterSeth (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22232) - you deserved it (74830)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)



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