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Metronomy
  • Town/Country : Nottingham, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 April 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 3875
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Metronomy : I love music.

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Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML

#2955411 (425)

I agree, your life sucks (23622) - you deserved it (55177)

On 06/16/2009 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by MisterSeth (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are suppose to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here FML." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16348) - you deserved it (54642)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)