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Meowingtons500
  • Town/Country : motherfucker, jones
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 January 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 1303
  • Number of comments : 320
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML

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On 12/19/2011 at 7:24am - kids - by dealingdave - United States (Missouri)

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Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

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On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML

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On 12/07/2011 at 9:46am - misc - by Notadrinkanddriveidiot - United States

Today, I was looking through some old family pictures for a scrapbook I'm making. I found images of my dad passed out in his underwear, my great-grandpa having a drunken bath, and an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML

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On 11/27/2011 at 11:02pm - misc - by Meowingtons500 - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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Today, I tried an herbal tea that is supposed to increase your milk supply (I'm a breastfeeding mom). Well, it worked, and it kicked in at my office, but only on one side. So when I went into the bathroom, I noticed I had one boob WAY higher and bigger than the other. Great. FML

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On 03/17/2010 at 10:18am - work - by mama75 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was trying to write an essay for school while sleep deprived. After getting 7 pages into it, I crashed face-first onto the keyboard and slept for 20 minutes. When I woke up, my essay was nothing more than a blank document. My face had been pressing the Backspace button the entire time. FML

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On 11/10/2009 at 10:38pm - misc - by IHateYouBackspace (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML

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On 10/27/2009 at 6:20am - love - by kahemae44 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a little girl came up to me and said "Hi, my name is Lindsey, lets be friends!". I thought she was cute so I played along and said "Okay! My name is Jen!" Her Reply: "Wait, nevermind, I don't want to be friends anymore. You smell funny." FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 12:33am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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