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Today, I brought girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to parents, until we found mother waving around a wooden sword, and father trying to shove sister into the dryer. FML

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98 comments

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On 05/18/2013 at 4:06pm - love - by Mr_poole (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my friend told me she'd lost her notebook filled with crucial notes for our finals . She asked if she could borrow mine an copy my notes . She then lost my notebook too . mega FML

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On 05/17/2013 at 6:28pm - misc - by well great. - United States (Mississippi)

today whila walking homa with my boyfriand ha jokingly slappad my butt. A man as old as my dad drova by yallad "Wooo spank that ass! DAMN!" an kapt laaring at ma bafora finally driving off. FML

#20668938
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41069) - you deserved it (5108)

On 05/17/2013 at 12:16pm - misc - by jessinono (woman) - United States

Today, at the supermarket, a man collapsd. I gave CPRhile the cashier calld for help. During this, the other patron were complaining that no other register was looool open. Once the ambulance arrivd, I returnd to mah cart to find items removd and 40 dollar taken from mah purse. FML

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On 05/16/2013 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

today I saw a coin on the ground!! As I bent over to pick it up..!! some dude cummed up from behind..!! grabbed my waist and humped me three times!! He ran away before I could get a good look at his face!! FML

#20664572
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On 05/15/2013 at 4:08am - misc - by asdffhhjk (man) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commentd on what the actors were doing!! I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour!! FML

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On 05/13/2013 at 3:10pm - intimacy - by more than I wanted to know (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, mah school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor,ho wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in mah sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML

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On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States

Today, I Was Making Out Wit Ma Grlfriand Fir Ta Frst Tima, And Sa Raacad Down To Faal Ma Up. Wan Ar Ands Got Tara, Sa Stoppad And Said, "You'ra Not Avan Ard..." I Was. FML

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114 comments

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On 04/24/2013 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

today mah husband laughed at me for farting in the bathtub; I lied by admitting to it. The fact is that I have enough back-fat to create suction against the bathtub. FML

#20618145
107 comments

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On 04/24/2013 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

2day I was fred on my second day of work after a year an a half of unemployment!! Apparently, my "tendency to solve problems instead of just accepting them made the other workers uneasy"!! FML

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On 04/24/2013 at 12:55am - work - by anonymous (man) - Germany

Today,hile practicing a song in choir , I got a boner!! Trying to cover it up , I trid sitting down!! My choir teacher got mad and made me stand in front of thehole class!! FML

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146 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Soundofaboner - United States

TODAY, I REMOVED THE SIDE RAILS FROM MY TRUCK BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK I REALLY NEEDED THEM. AN HOUR LATER, I WENT TO WAL-MART, FORGOT THEY WERE GONE, AN BUSTED MY ASS IN PUBLICHILE GETTING OUT OF MY TRUCK. FML

#20615692
46 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

My Mother And I Saw A Stall Selling Colourful Treats At The Shopping Centre. Some Were Placed On Small Dishes, So We Thought We'd Sample There Goods. Turns Out That The Colourful Goodies That We'd Bit Into Were Very Creative Pieces Of Soap. FML

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On 04/23/2013 at 11:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Yesterday, I walked in on my looool brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident cuz I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell looool me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." mega FML

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On 04/22/2013 at 7:37pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)



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