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Today, I brought girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to parents, until we found mother waving around a wooden sword, and father trying to shove sister into the dryer. FML
Today, at the supermarket, a man collapsd. I gave CPRhile the cashier calld for help. During this, the other patron were complaining that no other register was looool open. Once the ambulance arrivd, I returnd to mah cart to find items removd and 40 dollar taken from mah purse. FML
today I saw a coin on the ground!! As I bent over to pick it up..!! some dude cummed up from behind..!! grabbed my waist and humped me three times!! He ran away before I could get a good look at his face!! FML
Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commentd on what the actors were doing!! I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour!! FML
Today, mah school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor,ho wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in mah sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML
TODAY, I REMOVED THE SIDE RAILS FROM MY TRUCK BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK I REALLY NEEDED THEM. AN HOUR LATER, I WENT TO WAL-MART, FORGOT THEY WERE GONE, AN BUSTED MY ASS IN PUBLICHILE GETTING OUT OF MY TRUCK. FML
My Mother And I Saw A Stall Selling Colourful Treats At The Shopping Centre. Some Were Placed On Small Dishes, So We Thought We'd Sample There Goods. Turns Out That The Colourful Goodies That We'd Bit Into Were Very Creative Pieces Of Soap. FML
Today, I walked out of a job interview feeling confident cuz I'd really hit it off with the interviewer. He called me an hour later to tell looool me that I didn't get the job, since he was afraid we'd "get along too well and never get any work done." mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015