Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

MemeFoss

Search for a member

MemeFoss

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 May 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 255
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MemeFoss : Hey my names Amanda and I skate board. Well have a good new year :)

If you wanna talk to me you can message me or kik me @MemeFoss

MemeFoss's page activity

Visits<b>NekoZombie</b> - the 08/19/2013 at 11:13pm<b>Mister_Triangle</b> - the 04/10/2013 at 1:38am<b>DerrickJames</b> - the 03/24/2013 at 3:30pm<b>Vanillanougat</b> - the 03/16/2013 at 3:22pm<b>chance_is_alone</b> - the 02/24/2013 at 11:09pm<b>footcheezeez</b> - the 02/23/2013 at 1:43pm<b>htbaafly</b> - the 02/18/2013 at 4:42pm<b>XDsmileyDX</b> - the 02/18/2013 at 2:48am<b>dancinwookie</b> - the 02/15/2013 at 4:24pm<b>stevenJB</b> - the 02/13/2013 at 9:28am<b>daniel_dd31</b> - the 02/09/2013 at 5:46pm<b>Seany_93</b> - the 02/05/2013 at 12:04pm<b>imparfit42</b> - the 02/04/2013 at 4:04pm<b>FML_TJ</b> - the 02/04/2013 at 6:01am<b>Covenant74</b> - the 02/01/2013 at 2:04pm<b>bspiper87</b> - the 01/28/2013 at 5:36am<b>VtechHokie18</b> - the 01/23/2013 at 10:59pm<b>RevenVx</b> - the 01/23/2013 at 3:28pm

MemeFoss's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

See all of MemeFoss's badges

MemeFoss's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on the toilet, when I noticed I could see my daughter dancing in the other room in the mirror, so I took a picture with my phone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out that I was visible in the picture, sitting on the toilet and smiling. FML

#20566415
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15114) - you deserved it (56350)

On 03/30/2013 at 1:19am - kids - by crunknasty - United States (California)

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

#20561915
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37411) - you deserved it (17425)

On 03/27/2013 at 1:04am - health - by first time at McDonald's in months... - United States

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

#20460946
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35738) - you deserved it (7827)

On 01/15/2013 at 3:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, my dad was helping me move my stuff out. I'd asked my boyfriend to deal with my sex toys and lingerie, but still my dad showed up later at my new place, handed me a box full of them all, and simply said, "I don't want to know." FML

#20454623
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21030) - you deserved it (35938)

On 01/12/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by nean83 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in an elaborate plan to finally meet my cute neighbor, I convinced my friendly mailman to switch up our mail so I'd have an excuse to meet her. After I delivered her mail, I waited for her to mention that she had my mail, but she never did. I even saw her take it out of her mail box. FML

#20446490
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10910) - you deserved it (32804)

On 01/07/2013 at 4:39pm - love - by james88 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML

#20444863
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26412) - you deserved it (8033)

On 01/06/2013 at 12:24pm - love - by lifsabtch (man) -

Today, after giving my mother and my girlfriend their Christmas presents, I realized just how similar they looked both in box size and wrapping paper. I noticed after my mother gasped upon finding a vibrator in her box. FML

#20420433
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18115) - you deserved it (50117)

On 12/25/2012 at 2:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while getting pretty intimate with my newlywed wife in the car, a cop turned his lights on. As he was walking up, I was trying to get my pants back on but they wouldn't fit over my knees. The cop just laughed and walked away. Turns out my wife had my pants on and I was trying to put hers on. FML

#20048187
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28252) - you deserved it (6780)

On 08/29/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, due to my boyfriend teasing me about me possibly having been conceived on a beach because I was born in Hawaii, I finally asked my mom if I really was. She said no, but then told me in detail how much sex on a beach hurts when you get sand up your ass. FML

#19991998
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24313) - you deserved it (5710)

On 07/30/2012 at 1:56am - intimacy - by skyplaysguitar - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

#19239456
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14399) - you deserved it (49963)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)



FML's blog

  • Gragrou's illustrated FML
  • One day, cats will rule the world, but not today, there's a bit of tin foil stuck under the couch. The Internet and cats is quite the love story, everybody knows that. A very serious study that was done…

Friday 26 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: