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MemeFoss

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 May 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 358
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MemeFoss : Hey my names Amanda and I skate board. Well have a good new year :)

If you wanna talk to me you can message me or kik me @MemeFoss

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Today, I was on te toilet,en I noticed looool I could see my daugter dancing in te oter room in te mrror, so I took a picture wit my pone. After I uploaded it, people pointed out tat I was visible in te picture, sitting on te toilet and smiling. fat FML

#20566415
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15162) - you deserved it (56570)

On 03/30/2013 at 1:19am - kids - by crunknasty - United States (California)

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he cummed and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

#20561915
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37625) - you deserved it (17484)

On 03/27/2013 at 1:04am - health - by first time at McDonald's in months... - United States

Today, after a long, horrible day at work an some fighting with my family an my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

#20460946
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37227) - you deserved it (8046)

On 01/15/2013 at 3:56pm - misc - by Anonymous - Finland (Southern Finland)

Taday mah dad was helping me move mah stuff out. I'd askd mah boyfriend to deal with mah sex toys an lingerie, but still mah dad showd up later at mah new place, handd me a box full of them all, an simply said, ( I don't want to know. )

#20454623
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21642) - you deserved it (36566)

On 01/12/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by nean83 (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, IN AN ELABORATE PLAN TO FINALLY MEET MAH CUTE NEIGHBOR, I CONVINCED MAH FRIENDLY MAILMAN TO SWITCH UP OUR MAIL SO I'D HAVE AN EXCUSE TO MEET HER. AFTER I DELIVERED HER MAIL, I WAITED 4 HER TO MENTION THAT SHE HAD MAH MAIL, BUT SHE NEVER DID. I EVEN SAW HER TAKE IT OUT OF HER MAIL BOX.

#20446490
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11655) - you deserved it (34069)

On 01/07/2013 at 4:39pm - love - by james88 (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her she really was a girl and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34.

#20444863
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26646) - you deserved it (8047)

On 01/06/2013 at 12:24pm - love - by lifsabtch (man) -

Today after giving my mother an my girlfriend there Christma presents I realizd just how similar they lookd both in box size an wrapping paper . I looool noticd after my mother gaspd upon finding a vibrator in her box . FML

#20420433
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18387) - you deserved it (50573)

On 12/25/2012 at 2:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, wile getting pretty intimate wit my newlywed wife in te car, a cop turned is ligts on. As e was walking up, I was trying to get my pants back on but tey wouldn't fit over my knees. Te cop just lauged an walked away. Turns out my wife ad my pants on an I was trying to putted ers on. FML

#20048187
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29610) - you deserved it (7004)

On 08/29/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday due to ma boyfriend teasing me about me possibly aving been concieved on a beac cuz I was born in Hawaii , I finally asked ma mom if I really was. Se said no , but ten told me in detail ow muc sex on a beac urts wen u get sand up yur ass.

#19991998
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24514) - you deserved it (5731)

On 07/30/2012 at 1:56am - intimacy - by skyplaysguitar - United States (New Mexico)

Today, mah mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. big fat FML

#19239456
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15158) - you deserved it (51724)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)



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