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Melonn
  • Town/Country : Sheffield, England
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 January 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 461
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Melonn : I'm Helen.
Friends call me Melon, Helenbum XP
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Today, I was putting on cream and my son asked what it was for. I told him it was to keep the wrinkles away. He looked at me closely and replied, "I don't think it's working." FML

#2201363 (56)

I agree, your life sucks (35121) - you deserved it (4220)

On 05/23/2009 at 1:04am - kids - by julieb (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (249109) - you deserved it (34306)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)