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  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 October 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 11972
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Melodious : Hi! I'm an insane person, but, ya know, I can be pretty mature. XP I have a lot of obsessions, mostly music and art. ^^ If music didn't exist, I don't know what I do. O:

I happen to have a deviantART account, I go by the name of TheCloakedSchemerVI, and if you also have one and you find me there, please note me and tell me where you find me so I don't freak out. XD

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Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went out to run some errands. When I returned, my phone was no where to be found, and our shovel was on the floor, muddy and wet. I then discovered my 6-year old son had buried my "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry for me. FML


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