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Melodious
  • Town/Country : Wouldn't you like to know. XD, United States of America.
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 October 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 11566
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Melodious : Hi! I'm an insane person, but, ya know, I can be pretty mature. XP I have a lot of obsessions, mostly music and art. ^^ If music didn't exist, I don't know what I do. O:

I happen to have a deviantART account, I go by the name of TheCloakedSchemerVI, and if you also have one and you find me there, please note me and tell me where you find me so I don't freak out. XD

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML

#3451487
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I agree, your life sucks (58606) - you deserved it (156992)

On 07/03/2009 at 10:16am - misc - by shandrith (woman) - United States (California)

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Today, my phone died. I plugged it in to charge and then went out to run some errands. When I returned, my phone was no where to be found, and our shovel was on the floor, muddy and wet. I then discovered my 6-year old son had buried my "dead" 200$ palmpilot because he had felt sorry for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38382) - you deserved it (5581)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:57pm - kids - by no_service (man) - United States (Missouri)



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