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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 May 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 327
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

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On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML

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On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

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380 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States

Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML

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158 comments

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On 07/19/2011 at 2:24am - kids - by hatemylife - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to meet the girl he has been cheating on me with. He thinks it makes the cheating more understandable if I see how 'hot' she is. FML

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350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60553) - you deserved it (5647)

On 07/18/2011 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

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On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States



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