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Today, I realized my wife often switches the TV channel from the crime dramas we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switches back once I've left. She's probably been doing this for years. FML
by unwanted / 12/23/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed / 12/20/2011 at 6:49am / Mauritius / Miscellaneous
by Pimpleeater / 12/20/2011 at 2:45am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Kids
by brownunderwear / 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Santa / 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/06/2011 at 1:45am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by Mary / 12/04/2011 at 5:47pm / United States / Love
by wowthatwould / 12/04/2011 at 4:39pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by unknown52 / 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm / Netherlands (Overijssel) / Health
by seanjohn268 / 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
by meeeeeee / 11/26/2011 at 10:38am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by hitintheeye / 11/26/2011 at 10:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by ughh / 11/22/2011 at 8:22am / United States / Health
Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML
by furryballoon / 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
by weswithaute / 11/13/2011 at 1:53am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…