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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 June 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3392
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About MellyBee : I have red hair.

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Today, I found out where all mah missing pantie have gone, when mah 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML

#19598679
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27739) - you deserved it (2937)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl so I puttd an extra 30 pounds on the bar I lowerd pushd.. . and poopd . FML

#19572377
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13235) - you deserved it (41561)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, I was working at te local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumble in, grabs two cases of beer an puts tem on te counter. Ten se grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it rigt tere, sows me, an says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

#19572319
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30771) - you deserved it (1926)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)

TODAY, TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE A LOSER IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDSHO ALL HAVE GIRLFRIENDS, MAH BROTHER MADE UP A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP. HE ASKD ME TO GIVE HIM A HICKEY IN EXCHANGE 4 50 EUROS. OUR PARENTS WALKD IN ON US. FML

#19561833
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14622) - you deserved it (52363) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today Mah New Dog Unburied Mah Old Dog And Chewed On His Bones . FML

#19520416
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44521) - you deserved it (3222)

On 04/24/2012 at 1:42am - animals - by jessica071509 - United States (Arizona)

Today I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. mega FML

#19490295
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27120) - you deserved it (9127)

On 04/18/2012 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of themho was quite attractive . He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face . He apologized, and I then 4 some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

#19475030
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19248) - you deserved it (36902)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today... after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores... I bought mah fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal... "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

#19463606
585 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14189) - you deserved it (56168) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, a guy askad ma out an said ha was going to taka ma to a fancy rastauranthara thay maka tha food in front of you. I lova Japanasa food, so I was raally axcitad. Wa want to Subway. FML

#19449601
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30875) - you deserved it (5110)

On 04/11/2012 at 12:54pm - love - by mista_sandy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY I HAD TO PICK MY 22-YEAR-OLD SON UP FROM THE HOSPITAL AFTER HE GOT BLIND DRUNK GOT HIS HAND STUCK IN A PRINGLES CAN AND GOT THE BRIGHT IDEA OF STAGGERING TO THE LOCAL ER TO GET IT CUT OFF!!

#19438168
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22569) - you deserved it (2531)

On 04/09/2012 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs looool at . I realized that person is me . FML

#19434317
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21998) - you deserved it (2542)

On 04/09/2012 at 1:07am - misc - by Foreveralone (woman) - United States

Today, I was so bakd out of mah mind that I argud with mah parakeet over who fartd!! I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument!! Worse still, mah boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting!! FML

#19406343
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8216) - you deserved it (37382)

On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter . It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name . FML

#19358358
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6810) - you deserved it (38029)

On 03/27/2012 at 5:29pm - love - by LoveBytes - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I kickd my dog's toy snake out of my way !! Then I realisd my dog doesn't have a toy snake !! big fat FML

#19342755
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29830) - you deserved it (3217)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:49am - animals - by uh-oh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found a bug undar mah foraskin. big fat FML

#19318409
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29270) - you deserved it (19154)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada



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