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by Anonymous / 01/18/2013 at 3:59pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, as usual, my cat was sleeping on my stomach. I couldn't fall asleep so I delicately picked him up and put him down next to me. He got up, hopped back onto me, gave me a slap and then went back to sleep on my stomach. I didn't dare move all night. FML
by anon / 01/13/2013 at 10:00pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML
by Drewbie / 01/13/2013 at 3:53am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by kk / 01/09/2013 at 11:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
by nomegusta / 01/05/2013 at 10:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my roommate stumbled in drunk at 5am with 3 Big Macs, and passed out on the floor after eating them. This happens almost every night. I stay in, study, work, and go to the gym almost everyday. And she still has better grades, a better body, and makes more money than me. FML
by apparentlythereisnokarma / 01/01/2013 at 4:00pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by ashbeat / 01/01/2013 at 10:20am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by awkward. / 12/29/2012 at 10:50am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Love
by Saradee / 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that storing a partially empty bowl of ice cream in the freezer overnight along with the spoon, and then trying to take a bite the next day, can have the same effect as sticking your tongue on a flagpole in the middle of winter. FML
by Moose / 12/07/2012 at 12:06pm / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by crazycatlady / 11/19/2012 at 11:15am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/13/2012 at 6:34am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
by BobsBabe2 / 10/24/2012 at 1:15am / United States / Kids
- Today, my boyfriend called me pretty. Not because he actually thinks I'm pretty, but because "Hey,… Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed… Today, my girlfriend left me for her boss. The same boss that, two weeks ago, caused her to come to…