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MellyBee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 June 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5004
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About MellyBee : I have red hair.

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Visits<b>Jpav1</b> - 6 hours ago<b>Justkidding100</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 3:24pm<b>zzarzzur</b> - the 07/27/2016 at 12:01am<b>eski2015</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 4:04pm<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 5:24am<b>max367</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 11:27am<b>Rich531</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 8:45am<b>imasd</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 1:53pm<b>Jrsmommy2014</b> - the 02/19/2016 at 8:25am<b>Druu</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 11:21am<b>mikuxxhatsune</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 1:18am<b>nottheuglyfriend</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 2:25pm<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 8:58pm<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 11:29pm<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 5:04pm<b>britbear0731</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 2:36pm<b>jelrid</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 7:32am<b>Tacogamer20</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 5:00pm

Fucked!<b>eski2015</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 10:04pm<b>nottheuglyfriend</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 8:25pm<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 2:58am<b>jelrid</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 1:32pm<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 11:35pm

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MellyBee's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my gorgeous, smart, perfect new boyfriend has an unusual fetish. It doesn't involve me at all actually. Just a Labrador. This is probably a deal breaker. FML

by soontobesingle / 03/19/2013 at 7:30am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

by Anonymous / 03/13/2013 at 12:57am / United States (Missouri) / Love

Today, our dog jumped on the bed while my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closed while he continued banging me. FML

by cremyfrozentreat / 03/10/2013 at 9:40am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

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Today, while working, I thought, "I wish my kittens could text so I can talk to them throughout the day." And then I realized, I'm that cat lady you read about. FML

by Anonymous / 03/05/2013 at 11:13am / United States (Vermont) / Animals

Today, I was holding the door open for a friend. She told me to wait a second because she had to finish a text. Nearly a minute passed before I asked why she wouldn't come inside to finish typing. We were at a Chinese restaurant. She thought the "No MSG" sign meant you couldn't text inside. FML

by cls_x / 02/24/2013 at 2:53am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to explain to my white girlfriend that dating me doesn't give her the right to call my mother the n-word. FML

by Anonymous / 02/14/2013 at 11:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML

by jdrew32 / 02/03/2013 at 9:17pm / United Kingdom (Liverpool) / Intimacy

Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML

by Brock / 02/02/2013 at 4:20pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love

Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML

by anonymous / 01/30/2013 at 5:13am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, it's been two months since I got a kitten. He loves to hide, and then surprise me by jumping out of his hiding place. It was quite a surprise when he launched himself out of my bag during class. FML

by Kitten_Love / 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm / Animals

Today, I had to slowly explain to my son that an "analogy" is a literary device, not a genre of porn. FML

by Anonymous / 01/27/2013 at 1:50pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

by Anonymous / 01/27/2013 at 6:10am / United States (Colorado) / Health

Today, I went to buy a birthday present for my boyfriend. While buying him a sweater, the cashier tried to up-sale me by asking if my boyfriend wore briefs or boxers, because both were on sale. Not thinking, I blurted out, "I don't know, they just come off." FML

by awkwardturtle / 01/25/2013 at 12:31am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I learned my dog had eaten a roll of vet wrap, which is like a long strip of bandage. I learned this when she tried to pass it in the yard today, and could only do so with my help. It seemed to never end. FML

by Anonymous / 01/24/2013 at 7:28pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML

by tingles / 01/19/2013 at 8:20am / United Kingdom (Solihull) / Intimacy