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Melly18

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 June 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2992
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Melly18 : Animal rights activist, vegetarian

Melly18's page activity

Visits<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 10:02pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 6:14am<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 7:11am<b>patatronik</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 11:25pm<b>kelseysking</b> - the 10/02/2014 at 12:07am<b>Dubiousaurus</b> - the 08/05/2014 at 8:57am<b>leorico</b> - the 04/22/2013 at 11:14pm<b>shabbydoooo</b> - the 12/30/2012 at 1:39am<b></b> - the 01/10/2011 at 10:49pm<b>wannabeFLICKER</b> - the 10/15/2010 at 1:24pm<b>Vedder</b> - the 05/13/2010 at 12:28pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 02/13/2010 at 6:45am<b>rontifu</b> - the 02/06/2010 at 2:07am<b>ha</b> - the 01/27/2010 at 11:22am<b>chveya</b> - the 12/06/2009 at 2:42pm<b>BaBiiSpAnKy821</b> - the 12/05/2009 at 1:57am<b>The_Disturbed</b> - the 12/01/2009 at 4:19pm<b>wiserman</b> - the 11/29/2009 at 11:07pm

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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Melly18's favorite FMLs

Today, it was raining downtown. I saw an elderly woman crossing the street so I lend her my umbrella and help her across. When we get to the other side, she says "Thank you Toby," and then refuses to give back "her" umbrella to me, loudly enough for a nearby cop to hear. FML

by MynameisntToby / 12/09/2009 at 10:26pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend finally invited me over to his parents house so I could meet them. My boyfriend, his dad and I were sitting in the living room, when I saw a really sketchy person outside, so I said, "There is some creepy hobo man outside, messing with your trash." The "creepy hobo" was his mom. FML

by CheLi / 12/08/2009 at 12:09am / United States (Oregon) / Love

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

by CH / 12/07/2009 at 1:06am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

by IB6UB9 / 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm / United States / Love

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

by P0wned / 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm / France (Bretagne) / Love

Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car he pepper sprayed me. FML

by Ilovelife07 / 05/11/2009 at 2:55pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

by keeks_25 / 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work