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Melissa92
  • Town/Country : Mediterranean
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1788
  • Number of comments : 86
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Melissa92 : Melissa ☺
British.
20.
Lost somewhere in the Mediterranean.
Love to travel.
I ❤ America

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Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML

#2874076
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33834) - you deserved it (54215)

On 06/14/2009 at 12:14am - intimacy - by BarbieKen (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, it's 2:23 in the morning, and my drunken girlfriend has just rung me up from a party where she's the only girl there. She seems to be having a great time. FML

#482
40 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 10:09pm - love - by Clader - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I crunched my pen and crushed my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

#479
22 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 8:50am - misc - by Heyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I arrived right on time for my train. Only problem, it was the wrong station. FML

#477
12 comments

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On 12/09/2008 at 7:54am - misc - by Idi - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

#325
59 comments

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On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

#251
37 comments

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On 11/08/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by Kat - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

#40
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, my 63-year-old neighbor jumped out of his window. I was the first to find him, alive, naked and stuck in a bush. I guess I shouldn't have laughed at him while waiting for the ambulance, because he was my landlord. FML

#24
54 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:32am - misc - by Benji -

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

#21
43 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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