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Melissa2611
  • Town/Country : Arizona
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 93
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Melissa2611 : My life consists of Harry Potter and The Walking Dead. Drama freak

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Today, I tried role playing with my boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie, I announced, "I'm Natalia, a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian and your cock." He laughed so hard he practically pissed himself. The night ended in me doing his laundry. Alone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27860) - you deserved it (16783)

On 10/16/2012 at 8:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML

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On 10/26/2009 at 1:25pm - love - by hanzastfu (woman) - United States (California)



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