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Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML

#761502
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67808) - you deserved it (7068)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by SupaSu - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my friend was saying how her "nano" died. I quickly responded by saying, "So? Recharge it." Turns out she didn't say "nano"; she'd said "nana." FML

#760486
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25462) - you deserved it (47025)

On 04/02/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (652834) - you deserved it (439313)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to an Honors Convocation for my school. I received a letter a few weeks earlier telling me I received an award. Surprised and proud, I invited my family to join me to see what award I was receiving. I couldn't find my name in the program. I was invited by mistake. FML

#247185
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49360) - you deserved it (2458)

On 03/08/2009 at 10:48pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

#70656
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46796) - you deserved it (11872)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm - kids - by girlmeetsworld - United States (New York)



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