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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 March 1990 (25 years)
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About MelieFaye : I'm in college and I hate it :D

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Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (185213) - you deserved it (47331)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)



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