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Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20302) - you deserved it (5944)

On 02/08/2010 at 1:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17555) - you deserved it (3759)

On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my girlfriend's father that I wanted to talk about his daughter. I then went on to tell him I was thinking about 'popping the cherry', instead of 'popping the question'. FML

#7883509 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (11895) - you deserved it (7952)

On 02/04/2010 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by stoopidpoop (man) - United States (Illinois)