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Melee60628
  • Town/Country : Chicago, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 February 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 84
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20926) - you deserved it (3665)

On 03/25/2011 at 10:27pm - animals - by ouch -

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6479) - you deserved it (37940)

On 03/25/2011 at 7:05pm - misc - by freshman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got 2 creams for a skin condition. The one for my face says "Don't expose skin to sun after use of this product". The one for the rest of my body says "This product relies on exposure to the sun". In other words, I have to be outside as much as I can, naked and with a box on my head. FML

#15480042 (225)

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On 03/25/2011 at 8:22am - health - by FromNL (man) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I went to the hospital as my girlfriends emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket because she had no pants. She had a seizure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. FML

#15473081 (240)

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On 03/24/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by tannerpaul -

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026 (437)

I agree, your life sucks (39959) - you deserved it (6218)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

#15442986 (204)

I agree, your life sucks (33014) - you deserved it (2665)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:56am - misc - by anon -

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

#15432254 (394)

I agree, your life sucks (39328) - you deserved it (3340)

On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I called a wrong number. Calling back the right person, I began a long story about how I'd just called the wrong number. It was the wrong number lady again. FML

#15429029 (182)

I agree, your life sucks (8801) - you deserved it (23991)

On 03/22/2011 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I tried to clock in at work, only to have the clock tell me I "wasn't scheduled", so I asked my boss what was going on. Turns out I was fired, and this was her way of avoiding conflict. FML

#15416414 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (25121) - you deserved it (1826)

On 03/21/2011 at 3:01pm - work - by anonymous - United States

Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML

#15412642 (234)

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On 03/21/2011 at 6:57am - health - by anti-drugs - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend had a bad dream that a horse was biting his fingers off. He punched the horse in the neck, and in real life punched me in the spine. Twice. FML

#15410065 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (25330) - you deserved it (2720)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:02am - love - by lily389 -



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