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Melanief
  • Town/Country : Jupiter, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 September 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 129
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Melanief : I live in FL, I love to surf, but I'm always getting into weird trouble :/

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Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML

#6001127 (269)

I agree, your life sucks (14342) - you deserved it (31893)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:27am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425 (729)

I agree, your life sucks (445501) - you deserved it (30121)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206 (493)

I agree, your life sucks (170840) - you deserved it (52072)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665 (558)

I agree, your life sucks (147884) - you deserved it (55389)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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