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MelanieP
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 January 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I went ice skating for my friend's birthday. We had to vacate the skating rink so that they could smooth out the rink for the next session. I don't know how to skate and my friends left me. Not only was I the last one out of the rink, but I had to crawl my way out with everyone laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33674) - you deserved it (4255)

On 08/11/2009 at 12:58pm - misc - by elmangy (woman) - United States (California)



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