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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 January 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1107
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump!! FML

#7139059
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27635) - you deserved it (6848)

On 01/04/2010 at 1:43am - health - by sadface (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I realizd that our generation will be rememberd as the kids who likd sparkly vampres!! FML

#6439149
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70364) - you deserved it (12109)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, I GOT AN EMAIL FROM THE COMPANY THAT MANAGES MY CAT'S MICROCHIP INFORMING ME THAT I HAD TO UPDATE MY INFORMATION THAT HAD BEEN ENTERED BY THE LOCAL HUMANE SOCIETY. APPARENTLY, THEY LISTED MY CAT ( CORAL ) AS THE OWNER, AND ME AS THE PET. TO CHANGE IT, THEY NEEDED THE CAT'S SIGNATURE. FML

#5663418
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48605) - you deserved it (3940)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

2day the wierd receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at askd me if I needd an extra blanket because I ( lookd cold in mah sleep last night ). mega FML

#5443972
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62755) - you deserved it (2612)

On 09/24/2009 at 5:50am - misc - by scaredtosleep (man) - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY, I WAS DIAGNOSD WITH DIABATAS. I WANT TO TALL MY GRANDPA, WHO IMMADIATALY SAID, ( I'M SORRY, LAT'S GO GAT ICA CRAAM TO CHAAR U UP. ) FML

#5307828
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40104) - you deserved it (3413)

On 09/17/2009 at 3:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I IGNORED MY CAT'S INCESSANT MEOWING, AN PUSED IM AWAY EVERY TIME E WANTED TO BE PETTED. TE NEXT TIME I WALKED DOWNSTAIRS I FOUND IM DEAD. FML

#5210731
394 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26162) - you deserved it (88548)

On 09/12/2009 at 5:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I was sitting on my boyfriends lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said ( I can feel yur heartbeat on my dick. ) FML

#5136668
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21939) - you deserved it (4368)

On 09/08/2009 at 9:26pm - intimacy - by awkwardbf (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I ran into my parent bedroom after I heard my name andhat sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door my parent were on top of each other laughing hysterically. They needed me to fine the key to the handcuffs. FML

#5109294
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54859) - you deserved it (2943)

On 09/07/2009 at 5:20pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox an dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. mega FML

#4958000
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86060) - you deserved it (5141)

On 08/31/2009 at 6:05pm - kids - by beya (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I woke up to my five year old son picking off the scabs from his chicken pox an dropping them into my open mouth as I slept. mega FML

#4958000
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86060) - you deserved it (5141)

On 08/31/2009 at 6:05pm - kids - by beya (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a prank call. I now wish he'd call back so I can actually talk to someone. FML

#4895245
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44155) - you deserved it (7731)

On 08/28/2009 at 11:39pm - misc - by MelanieP (woman) - United States (Florida)

today I found out tat te crumbs on te couc tat look like te oreos u just ate, can actually turn out to be very cruncy, and ave legs. mega FML

#4738686
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10319) - you deserved it (42463)

On 08/22/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her.

#4574797
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70424) - you deserved it (10578)

On 08/16/2009 at 2:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, Mah Sister An I Were Reading The New Fml Posts. I Sat Close To The Fan, An After A Few Minutes, I Leand Against It Fir Support. It Immediatly Suckd Up Mah Hair An Startd Violently Twisting It. My Sister Continud To Read An Shoutd At Me Because Mah Cries Fir Help R Distracting. FML

#4550726
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46070) - you deserved it (12685)

On 08/15/2009 at 3:21pm - health - by baldintheback (woman) - United States (Nevada)

I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

#4525246
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60031) - you deserved it (7170)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)



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