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Melania890

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3672
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Melania890 : I'm Meg. I like listening to music :)

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Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

#7379683
140 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 3:19pm - health - by dire-rear (woman) - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML

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179 comments

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On 01/14/2010 at 5:35pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me so he could sleep with my mom without feeling guilty. FML

#7304423
96 comments

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On 01/12/2010 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by notasgood (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I took my wife and newborn baby girl home from the hospital. While waiting for the elevator, an elderly couple leaned over, saw our baby, and said, "Look, it's the fat kid that was in the nursery." My baby is six and a half pounds, and my wife hasn't stopped crying. FML

#7296814
230 comments

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On 01/12/2010 at 8:10am - kids - by mickey1928 -

Today, my crush of over a year came over for me to take her on our first date. Today was also the day my drunk parents decided to dance the chicken dance in our front yard, naked. FML

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49 comments

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On 01/11/2010 at 1:12pm - love - by JK2010 (man) - Israel (Hefa)

Today, the instructions on my new IKEA bed made me cry. It includes a picture of a person working alone with a frown crossed out and is replaced by two smiling people working together. I have no one in my life to help me. FML

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134 comments

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On 12/30/2009 at 2:07pm - love - by hatelife (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I bought a $3000 HD camera. It never shipped to my house, so I was concerned. I then realized I had given the seller the address for a house in California. I live in Maine. FML

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86 comments

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On 12/29/2009 at 11:56am - misc - by musicgod123 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I gave my 7 year old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces because he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML

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83 comments

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On 12/28/2009 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML

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On 12/23/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by bee (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML

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102 comments

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On 12/14/2009 at 1:49pm - misc - by fatman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was sitting on the bus to the gym. I saw that an old woman needed help to get off the bus, so I got up, and helped her off. When I had finally got her down the stairs the bus closed the doors and drove away. I was in the middle of nowhere and the bus drove away with all my things. FML

#6749647
33 comments

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On 12/14/2009 at 6:19am - misc - by busmanhoe (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, my mother thought it would be okay to take my camera and erase all of my pictures that included my graduation, party, and my sisters wedding. Her excuse? "We need more room for Katie's birthday." Katie is our pet cat. FML

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87 comments

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On 12/12/2009 at 10:41am - animals - by Kelsie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML

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51 comments

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On 12/11/2009 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by badbed (man) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, my friends and I went to court. We are all college students, and for next semester, we will be on probation and have to do 8 hours of community service, as well as a $25 fine each. All for swinging on swings in the park after dark. FML



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