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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3140
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Melania890 : I'm Meg. I like listening to music :)

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Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

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On 08/15/2010 at 12:05pm - health - by shinee - Singapore

Today, I was watching this show about fat people. I was wondering how people could let this happen to themselves. Then I looked down and saw a giant bowl of popcorn, ice cream, potato chips, and soda. I thus figured out how people do this to themselves. FML

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On 08/05/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Somethingswrongwiththispic (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend's father offered her $10 to stop talking to me. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. FML

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On 08/02/2010 at 1:55pm - love - by hAHAha Halo (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

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On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)

Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I tell him I just got my period, he impatiently says "Is it over yet?" FML

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On 07/19/2010 at 2:38am - intimacy - by MandMandM (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML

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On 07/17/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML

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On 07/13/2010 at 5:22am - misc - by Sally - United States (California)

Today, my future father-in-law, a respectable New England gentleman, bought me an $8,000 viola and bow for our engagement. I was so surprised that I spit a glass of wine from a 60 year old bottle all over his custom-tailored suit. He was not happy. FML

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137 comments

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On 06/20/2010 at 2:42am - misc - by Mr.Viola (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

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On 06/07/2010 at 3:03am - love - by flipflop - United States (California)

Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML

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On 05/23/2010 at 8:22pm - misc - by Unlucky (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, was parent appreciation day at my daughter's KG class. On the stage, each child was asked to define each parent in one word. When it was my daughter's turn, she looked at me hard, thinking. Finally, in the end she said, "My daddy is very fat." Everybody stared. FML

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On 05/23/2010 at 7:00pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, if it wasn't already embarrassing enough to tell my boyfriend I was on my period, I had to explain what a period is in the first place, how it works, and why it means nothing can happen during that time of the month. He's twenty. FML

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201 comments

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On 05/09/2010 at 12:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML

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On 03/11/2010 at 7:50am - intimacy - by StretchNuts - United States



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