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Melania890
  • Town/Country : CT, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 April 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 2722
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Melania890 : I'm Meg. I like listening to music :)

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Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML

#13485553
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31862) - you deserved it (5400)

On 10/17/2010 at 12:52pm - kids - by Lauren Smith - United States (California)

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

#13465366
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28448) - you deserved it (6450)

On 10/15/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by jacky tu - United States (California)

Today, I waited in line at Subway. There were two people in front of me. The first lady had seven sandwiches and the second lady had four. So after patiently waiting, I ordered my sandwich, only to have my credit card declined. FML

#13453945
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17671) - you deserved it (9978)

On 10/15/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by bcf1234 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, after years of waiting, my mom and I finally received a check from Child Support Services. Excited, I opened it up to find a check from my dad, written out for 45 cents. Which pays for maybe half a loaf of bread. FML

#13350704
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25321) - you deserved it (2671)

On 10/07/2010 at 12:39am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I started my first day at a new hospital. My first assignment? Shave an elderly man's testicles. FML

#13333152
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30423) - you deserved it (3987)

On 10/05/2010 at 7:36pm - work - by hospital - United States (New York)

Today, I was kicked out of class for having a coughing fit. Yesterday, I was kicked out of class for sleeping, a side effect of my cough suppressant. Three absents from this class and I automatically fail. FML

Today, I am a 22 year old male with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML

#13221655
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25336) - you deserved it (10816)

On 09/27/2010 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was emptying the cutlery section of the dishwasher when I reached down and accidentally got the tip of a steak knife wedged half-way under my fingernail. My mum yelled at me for getting blood on the clean dishes. FML

#13125278
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25384) - you deserved it (2948)

On 09/20/2010 at 5:37am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was at the DMV getting temporary tags for my new car. While waiting in line, a huge fat lady behind me felt the need to run her finger down the scar on the back of my neck. FML

#13033925
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27409) - you deserved it (1950)

On 09/13/2010 at 11:14am - misc - by dmvsucks (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

#13017845
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33861) - you deserved it (5592)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:02am - love - by mrsfantastic - United Kingdom

Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML

#12986098
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25294) - you deserved it (11784)

On 09/10/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Me - United States (Washington)

Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML

#12975254
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30138) - you deserved it (3527)

On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML

#12834464
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40677) - you deserved it (2268)

On 08/31/2010 at 3:54am - misc - by missyoudad. (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML

#12616520
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49194) - you deserved it (2731)

On 08/19/2010 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Jordid - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to a water park, and the fee to get in was $39.95. Once I got in I was really thirsty, so I got a soda and then I hear over the intercom that the park is closing due to a clog in the cleaning system. I paid 43.67 for a soda. FML

#12592660
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28143) - you deserved it (2778)

On 08/17/2010 at 10:01pm - misc - by Still Dry - United States



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