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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4310
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Melania890 : I'm Meg. I like listening to music :)

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Today I was with my family at a buffet getting dessert . As I had my chocolate cake in hand I grabbd an extra slice of looool cheesecake 4 my mom because I knew she would like a slice . Upon returning to my table a couple walking behind me commentd ( See that's why Americans are so obese . ) FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 4:25am - misc - by McChunky =( - United States (California)

TODAY, I WOKE UP AT MAH GRANDPARENTS HOUSE SINCE MAH MOM WAS OUT OF TOWN, STILL HALF ASLEEP I WENT TO BRUSH MAH TEETH. MID BRUSH MAH MOUTH STARTED GETTING NUMB I LOOKED AGAIN AT THE TOOTH PASTE I USED..TURNS OUT IT WAS MAH GRANDPA'S ANTI-ITCH ANAL CREAM. FML

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On 03/08/2009 at 7:57pm - misc - by poop - United States (Ohio)

TODAY I FOUND OUT FOUR BEST FRIENDS ARE GOING TO FLORIDA FIR SPRING BREAK WITHOUT ME. WHEN ASKD WHY I WAS NOT INVITD TO GO WITH THEM THE ANSWER I RECEIVD WAS, "WE DON'T THINK YOU WOULD LOOK VERY GOOD IN A BATHING SUIT, AND WE WANT TO BE ABLE TO PICK UP CUTE GUYS ON THE BEACH." FML

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On 03/06/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday in tha fitting room at Old Navy... a customar askad ma if wa sold Calvin Klain jaans. I rapliad ( no ma'am... this isn't a dapartmant stora... wa only sall Old Navy jaans. ) Sha laft... and complainad to my managar...ho informad ma that ( tha customar is alway right. ) FML

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On 03/03/2009 at 7:18pm - work - by samantha (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral,hen my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going place in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away . FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 3:41pm - misc - by AnnaMarie. (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... I was DJ'ing a wedding. Te groom wantd a song playd fir is grandma and grandpa. I announce over te micropone fir is grandparents to come to te dance floor fir a special song. Turns out is grandparents ave been dead fir over a year and te song was supposd to be in dedication. FML

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On 02/23/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by holladaddy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Broke Up With Me. I Cried And Told Him That I Loved Him. He Gave Me A Quarter And Told Me To Call Someone Who Cared. I Threw The Quarter In His Face And Ran. I Waited For The Bus, But When I Got On, I Realized I Was 25 Cents Short Of The Fare. I Walked Home In The Rain. FML

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On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , I saw a omeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give im looool money so e'd spend it on booze , I decided to buy im a full big mac meal from McDonalds. Wen I went to and it to im , e quickly waved is and , denying it saying , ( Tanks but I'm a vegetarian ). FML

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On 01/25/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by Michelle C - United States (California)

Today , I wake up only to find tat ma roommates cooked all ma food. Now I'm starving and te place smells like delicious bacon. FML

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On 01/23/2009 at 7:22pm - misc - by raybandy - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to clean mah room, find a job an ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

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On 01/16/2009 at 6:19pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answerd «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've lookd everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

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