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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3173
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Melania890 : I'm Meg. I like listening to music :)

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Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML

#15698653
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18112) - you deserved it (33578)

On 04/08/2011 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I'm babysitting three children under the age of seven. They have no discipline, don't listen, scream all the time, won't nap, terrorize my dog, and have peed their pants a collective 5 times today. I am not getting paid for this. Their mother has no plans to come get them any time soon. FML

#15475635
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35167) - you deserved it (8893)

On 03/24/2011 at 11:36pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, we were going to Disney World all the way from North Carolina. After 12 hours of driving, my kids started fighting and complaining. My husband finally said, "If I hear you guys one more time we're turning around and going back home." They annoyed him once again, and we actually went home. FML

#15381959
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48258) - you deserved it (7842)

On 03/19/2011 at 12:00pm - kids - by jaimie - United States (Florida)

Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML

#15377390
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34324) - you deserved it (2534)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was my Indian girlfriend's father. FML

#15377212
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38535) - you deserved it (4407)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by dollarstorepwnr (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was excited to have a window seat on my three hour flight to New York. When I got to my row, I noticed the screaming newborn occupying the seat in front of me, and a pair of toddlers behind me. I then looked to my seat to find I have no window. FML

#15351755
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30253) - you deserved it (3314)

On 03/17/2011 at 12:56pm - misc - by lalalalalala - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a violent coughing fit while at the store, which caused a lady to think I was choking, grab me from behind and start doing the Heimlich maneuver incorrectly. She broke two of my ribs. FML

#15334781
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43120) - you deserved it (3484)

On 03/16/2011 at 8:53am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

#15328400
125 comments

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On 03/15/2011 at 10:05pm - kids - by anonymous -

Today, I got into a bad car accident, where I got severe whiplash, swollen knees, and cuts everywhere. I called my boss to let him know I wouldn't be able to make it in and he fired me for being 'not dependable'. FML

#15325313
132 comments

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On 03/15/2011 at 6:57pm - work - by in pain -

Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML

#15323046
156 comments

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On 03/15/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by Embarassed (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

#15284565
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42402) - you deserved it (5615)

On 03/12/2011 at 4:11pm - misc - by vlcardenx3 (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML

#15252423
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42094) - you deserved it (4083)

On 03/09/2011 at 5:27pm - love - by drebel (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, we had to discuss our heritage at school. When I told the class that I am German, Japanese, and of the Jewish faith, the teacher loudly laughs at the "irony." Something like this happens whenever I tell people my background. FML

#15213017
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32986) - you deserved it (4850)

On 03/06/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML

#15209199
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57331) - you deserved it (3671)

On 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm - misc - by poked - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML

#15177236
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24313) - you deserved it (51709)

On 03/02/2011 at 6:21pm - money - by me - United States (Washington)



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