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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 March 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 988
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Melanef : Well, I'd like to be happy, but sometimes it's just impossible, so, I accept having fun instead =D

Melanef's page activity

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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Melanef's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82887) - you deserved it (5670)

On 07/21/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by fmjob (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I was interviewed by this TV crew who asked me what I thought of Rhode Island being voted for the second most neurotic state. I thought they said that Rhode Island was the second most erotic state. I commented. FML

#3790297
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36456) - you deserved it (11612)

On 07/16/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by newsgirl (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)



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