About Melanef : Well, I'd like to be happy, but sometimes it's just impossible, so, I accept having fun instead =D
Melanef's FML badges
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Melanef's favorite FMLs
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
by fmjob / 07/21/2009 at 12:39am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Intimacy
Today, I was interviewed by this TV crew who asked me what I thought of Rhode Island being voted for the second most neurotic state. I thought they said that Rhode Island was the second most erotic state. I commented. FML
by newsgirl / 07/16/2009 at 12:22am / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
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