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Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
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On 02/26/2013 at 3:21am - health - by Brook (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, someone put a whole packet of glitter on the blades of my ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticed when I turned it on. FML
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On 01/28/2013 at 8:55am - misc - by hopelessteej (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I finally got to conduct my first questioning of a suspect, who had been arrested in connection with a car theft. As I recited the Miranda warning to him, my mind went totally blank, and after a few seconds, he sarcastically continued the speech for me. FML
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On 01/17/2013 at 12:15pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I found out that the tinsel on my Christmas tree is worth a couple of hundred euros per strand. Well, that's how much the two that were surgically removed from my cat have cost me. At least the cat's going to be fine. FML
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On 12/21/2012 at 5:02am - animals - by I Like My Cat (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
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On 11/27/2012 at 6:36am - love - by Clementine (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I started at my first job. Within the first five minutes of arriving, I was followed around by a white guy who repeatedly sang to me, "Black people love making music" along with a few of his own songs. It resulted in me getting fired for bringing my "boyfriend" to work. I didn't even know him. FML
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On 11/14/2012 at 8:04pm - work - by sarahijklmnop (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
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On 08/22/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML
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Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States
Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML
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On 01/28/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by messyvictor - United States (California)
Today, after having watched a scare story on the news about heart disease, my mom is now insisting that we have daily, hour-long, family yoga sessions together. I have a job, and barely have enough time to do my homework as it is. I'm going to be grounded if I don't take part. FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 7:59pm - health - by marie519 - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
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On 01/08/2012 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by caught - United States (Washington)
Today, after trying to find the perfect picture for the guy I have a huge crush on, I finally found one and sent it to him. His return picture? Himself in a Batman mask and sombrero. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 12:00am - love - by scribbles1475 (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I went to my friend's house for the first time. As I was pulling up, I called him and asked him if I could use his bathroom. He told me to just go in the back and use it, so i did. As i'm sitting on the toilet, someone knocks on the door and asks me who I am. It wasn't my friend's house. FML
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On 07/10/2009 at 5:22pm - misc - by whitewater_al (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
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