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  • Birth Date : Monday 1 January 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2124
  • Number of comments : 393
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Mehness : Note: My real birth-date is around 230 million BC. Also, I\'m male, just that I can\'t edit my title for some reason.

Me: Hey guys, what\'s up?
Dino1: Nothing much, just about to get a bite to eat.
Me: Can I come?
Dino2: Sure, if you like raw stegosaurus meat.
Me: Oh, I see how it is...

Forever Alone.

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