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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 1005
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Medic3 : I'm a real life paramedic who has also played one on TV; I ply my trade in the greater DC area as a stretcher jockey and have been featured on the occasional commercial or Every 15 Minutes presentation.

I'm also probably old enough to be your father, if you're the average age of most of the FML posters.

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