Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

MechaMew2

Search for a member

MechaMew2

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 17548
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

MechaMew2's page activity

Visits<b>hoshica</b> - the 06/04/2009 at 3:51pm<b>sammatthews2007</b> - the 05/03/2009 at 9:59am<b>nicadeo</b> - the 04/24/2009 at 3:54pm

MechaMew2's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

MechaMew2's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally finished my 500 page manuscript and so went out to buy some paper to print it off. I get back home and find out my dad has infected my computer with a virus and the only way to save it was to wipe the hard drive, which he did. That script took me a year and I have no backup. FML

#2406
5 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35945) - you deserved it (23621)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by David3000 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night when they got in a huge argument and started yelling at each other. I was up all night. They decided to make it up to each other. They kept me up all night again. FML

#2137
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38591) - you deserved it (2018)

On 01/22/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

#1741
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21494) - you deserved it (1892)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)

Today, I just got done reading all the healthy benefits that come with sex. One of them is higher self-esteem. Then I remembered that I haven't had sex in 15 months. FML

#1555
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20744) - you deserved it (2751)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by SSH - United States (Florida)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

#1305
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31055) - you deserved it (5707)

On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, my portfolio manager called me and said he had invested all of my retirement in Circuit City. FML

#1021
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31529) - you deserved it (2598)

On 01/13/2009 at 5:06am - money - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML

#922
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4717) - you deserved it (36206)

On 01/10/2009 at 1:50am - misc - by karl - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

#722
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14727) - you deserved it (7932)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was reading the end of my book. I turn the page and see, written at the top: "Lauren kills Paul in the end... You shouldn't have pissed me off." It was from my sister, we had a fight yesterday. FML

#594
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19790) - you deserved it (6108)

On 12/25/2008 at 7:57am - misc - by poupi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51811) - you deserved it (6303)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10754) - you deserved it (59107)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML

#502
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5850) - you deserved it (32200)

On 12/12/2008 at 7:08am - animals - by Slaanesh - Sent from mobile version

Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML

#502
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5850) - you deserved it (32200)

On 12/12/2008 at 7:08am - animals - by Slaanesh - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28560) - you deserved it (14179)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was teasing my cat with a piece of string when suddenly my phone rang. I answered it with one hand and put the string down with the other onto my lap. The beast seized the opportunity to spring, claws out, onto my privates. FML

#305
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22655) - you deserved it (12604)

On 11/14/2008 at 10:27pm - animals - by dooommage - Sent from mobile version



FML's blog

  • Krumla's Illustrated FML
  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

Friday 24 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: