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  • Town/Country : Edmonton, Canada
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I was on a plane. The person sitting next to me was using the plane's wifi, and was on Facebook. They joined the group 'I hate sitting next to fat people on airplanes'. FML

#6752282 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (26541) - you deserved it (7881)

On 12/14/2009 at 1:49pm - misc - by fatman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him "Where did you go to the potty?". He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML

#6321583 (75)

I agree, your life sucks (22492) - you deserved it (2496)

On 11/16/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, I parked my convertible in the 5 minute bay at the post office. When I came back out I noticed a bum in the front seat pretending to drive it. After shouting at him and pulling him out, he stumbled off. I was then slapped with a ticket for being parked longer than 5 minutes. FML

#6309231 (47)

I agree, your life sucks (17829) - you deserved it (3782)

On 11/15/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by John (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye for details.", and I have been sending it out for the past few weeks. No wonder I haven't gotten any replies. FML

#6299927 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (5832) - you deserved it (18377)

On 11/14/2009 at 11:52am - work - by crazylobster (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was searching the Internet. They watched me google "chronic itchy anus". FML

#6287129 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (7757) - you deserved it (34356)

On 11/13/2009 at 12:47pm - health - by yellowjacket_34 (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, I took a smoke break at work and I noticed a huge zit on my face. I used the reflection from a window to take care of the problem and then realized that there was a staff meeting taking place on the other side. FML

#5947832 (72)

I agree, your life sucks (6971) - you deserved it (23866)

On 10/22/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by JC (man) - United States (California)

Today, whilst holding a hand rail on a packed bus, I was rubbing my hand along, and playing with, what I thought was a join in the metal. It was an old woman's finger. FML

#5924730 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (8150) - you deserved it (20636)

On 10/21/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by FingerBang (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, we got our yearbooks for school. I opened to my profile to see that they misspelled my first name which is James. They wrote Lames. FML

#598465 (181)

I agree, your life sucks (110195) - you deserved it (7520)

On 03/25/2009 at 12:32pm - misc - by rusty2020 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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