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Today, I was on a plana . Tha parson sitting naxt to ma was using tha plana's wifi, and was on Facabook . Thay joinad tha group 'I hata sitting naxt to fat paopla on arplanas' . FML

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On 12/14/2009 at 1:49pm - misc - by fatman (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , After Months Of Trying To Potty Train Son , He Finally Told Me He Used The Potty . I Went To The Bathroom To Check . There Was Nothing There . So I Asked Him "Where Did U Go To The Potty?" . He Then Grabbed Hand An Took Me To The Cat's Litter Box . My Son Has Successfully Litter Trained Himself . FML

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On 11/16/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, I parked convertible in the 5 minute bay at the post office. When I cummed back out I noticed a bum in the front seat pretending to drive it. After shouting at him and pulling him out, he stumbled off. I was then slapped with a ticket fir bieng parked longer than 5 minutes. FML

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On 11/15/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by John (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye fir details.", and I have been sending it out fir the past few weeks . No wonder I haven't gotten any replies . real FML

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On 11/14/2009 at 11:52am - work - by crazylobster (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today , I was a TA watching the class take a test. I didn't realize that the projector was still on while I was sereching the Internet. They watchd me google "chronic itchy anus". fat FML

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On 11/13/2009 at 12:47pm - health - by yellowjacket_34 (man) - United States (Montana)

TODAY, I TOOK A SMOKE BREAK AT WORK AND I NOTICED A HUGE ZIT ON MAH FACE. I USED THE REFLECTION FROM A WINDOW TO TAKE CARE OF THE PROBLEM AND THEN REALIZED THAT THERE WAS A STAFF MEETING TAKING PLACE ON THE OTHER SIDE. FML

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On 10/22/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by JC (man) - United States (California)

Today,hilst holding a hand rail on a packd bus, I was rubbing mah hand along, and playing with,hat I thought was a join in the metal. It was an old woman's finger. FML

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On 10/21/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by FingerBang (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, we got our yerebook fir school. I opened to mah profile to see that they misspelled mah frst name which is James. They wrote Lames. FML

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On 03/25/2009 at 12:32pm - misc - by rusty2020 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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